Seriously, folks...

What exactly does it mean that with daytime talk shows, I've made the transition from Oprah to Ellen? Oprah was once so moving, motivating, enchanting even. Now all her blah-blitt-blah blah sh*t makes me crazy. My best friend told me a long time ago she LOVED watching Ellen b/c she reminded her of me...minus the whole lesbian thing. But I gave Ellen a shot this week, and laughed my ass off! Can it be...that I'm regressing...from my thirst for Maya Angelou quotes, to senseless gibberish by a funny woman who can dance? Hmm...another one for the meditation...