Life...is not whatnot. And that's also none of your business...

There's got to be more to life than sitting on the couch in my underwear on a Thursday afternoon, eating Doritos and drinking Diet Canada Dry while watching re-runs of the Jimminy Glick show, right? RIGHT? Well, if you were in my shoes, apparently there's not...at least, for today. That's ok, though...right? RIGHT??? My "away" message on my messenger pretty much sums it up: "Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck. Off."

Awesome.